Total Medals Earned: 1,430 (From 272 different games.) Total Medal Score: 22,450 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/95 points)
The more aggressive problem solver.
Beat the Game
The more thoughtful problem solver.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/20 (20/500 points)
Unlock the Army Helmet.
Buy all the Gun Upgrades.
Buy all the Grenade Upgrades.
Unlock the Dad n' Me Mask.
Buy all the Shield Upgrades.
Unlock Elvis' Hair and sunglasses.
Travel a distance of 4km or further in one run.
Unlock the Orange Cap.
Unlock the Party Hat.
Buy all the Engine Upgrades.
Buy all the Oil Upgrades.
Travel a distance of 12km or further in one run.
Travel a distance of 8km or further in one run.
Unlock all the other Medals.
Unlock all the hats.
Buy all the Upgrades.
Medals Earned: 4/16 (45/500 points)
View the entire end-game movie.
View the high scores.
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Enter the super secret level code.
Find 6 bottles.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Find 12 Bottles.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Find 24 bottles.
Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
Fall through the clouds.
Unlock the gate.
The end is upon you.
Destroy all the bugs.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)
Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.
Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Medals Earned: 8/14 (60/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/240 points)
Got rank S in any stage
50 combos
Kill 500 enemies in total
10 times Just Defense in total
Got rank SSS in any stage
Beat the game at easy mode
Skill point upgraded to the max
Energy storage upgraded to the max
learned all skills
Beat the game at hard mode
Beat the game at normal mode
Health upgraded to the max
All parts upgraded
Medals Earned: 11/17 (280/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/270 points)
Kill 1 Soldier
Complete the first mission
Get killed by the map
Earn 100$
Unlock the Dart Gun
Kill 100 Soldiers
Kill 30 Soldiers
Score a double kill with the Ion Cannon equipped
Capture 15 flags
Kill 5 soldiers holding a flag
Earn 1000$
Unlock the Rocket Launcher
Unlock the Plasma Gun
Catch a flag in the air
Unlock the Automatic Rocket Launcher
Score a double kill with the Auto. Rocket Launcher equipped
Win a mission in Overdrive mode
Score a Triple Kill
Unlock the Slow Bubble Gun
Get killed by the map 10 times
Control all the control points in a mission at once
Kill 200 Soldiers
Unlock the Ion Cannon
Complete 50% of the missions
Earn 3000$
Unlock all the armor styles
Unlock all the weapons
Complete all the missions
Kill 500 Soldiers
Kill 1000 Soldiers
Medals Earned: 19/30 (185/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Check out RicePirate's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Find the 1st hidden song.
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Dracula!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
It takes a lick'n...
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!