Total Medals Earned: 1,430 (From 272 different games.) Total Medal Score: 22,450 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/9 (75/330 points)
Buy whiskey for your mum.
Return the dog to the blind man.
Find the seeds to give to Pearl.
Dat cow dun be tippered.
Pick 21 strawberries from the strawberry field in 12 seconds.
Return the frisbee to the lazy kids.
Build a friend for $24.99
Medals Earned: 7/10 (215/465 points)
Touch a stink bug.
Complete a level with a score lower than 130k.
Score between 130k and 170k
Use up all of your pollen.
Complete the daytime levels.
Complete the night levels.
Score between 190k and 210k
Score between 170k and 190k
Score over 210k
Complete a level set without touching any stinkbugs.
Medals Earned: 5/16 (80/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/365 points)
No, not the rabbit!
Defeat the Mysterious Man in Ch. 2
Beat the game
Unlock everything that can be gotten from beating the game multiple times.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/160 points)
Crash Your Bowl
Die trying to jump a shark
Beat the Blowfish Boss
Bounce off the backs of 2 turtles in a row
Beat the Frog boss
Beat the Walrus boss
Travel more than 1000m in Endless mode
Medals Earned: 2/25 (10/500 points)
Get 100 combo streak
Finish the tutorial
Get 500 combo streak
Kill 100 enemies.
Kill 1000 enemies.
Kill 50 enemies with the Demon Mask Relic.
Kill 500 enemies.
Defeat the Blue Ogre
Kill 3000 enemies.
Use breakable relics 10 times.
You know you do. Destroy a lot to get this medal.
Unleash Lunar Pounce at the highest peak.
Unleash the final combo attack.
Get 1000 combo streak
Defeat the Jorogumo
Slay the final boss under this mode.
Unlocked and maxed all upgrades
Get 3000 combo streak
Defeat the Oniko
Kill 5000 enemies.
Slay the final boss in "The Fool" mode.
Kill 1000 enemies in "Endless Mode"
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/375 points)
Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.
Infect singer in the backstage.
Infect poor rat.
Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.
Complete the game.
Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.
Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (55/105 points)
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!